Total Medals Earned: 18 (From 3 different games.) Total Medal Score: 300 Points
Medals Earned: 3/8 (35/355 points)
A Free Medal!? My Cock is Throbbing!!
Die
Survive the cult follower attacks
Kill the cult leader
Kill Peter the Ant
Finish the Game!!
Win the game without getting hit once
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 12/13 (65/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
Medals Earned: 3/6 (200/500 points)
Kill 20 gangsters with the knife
Get 20 headshots
Blow 20 gangsters in to pieces
Kill 8 gangsters in mid air
Finish the game with full health
Kill 3 gangsters just after a wall jump
